Every once in a while, it's good to remind yourself that searching the Internet can still be a dicey proposition, regardless of how awesome Google is. For example, according to my referral logs, if you search metacrawler for "findells sex staunton", this site is the fourth result. Of course, this post will now guarantee that it's the first result if anyone were ever to search those terms again.
What have y'all been putting in the comments anyway?
UPDATE: I'm not just some goofball pervert, so I thought I'd include where I originally found this random string of terms.
NP: "I'm a Wheel" - Wilco